I like to eat.No.I love to eat..Eating is a joy and eating makes me feel good.There are many things that i enjoy eating.However,alot of wat i enjoy eating are not really appreciated by others.Therefore,everything i get to eat alot of good food becasue alot of my friends would kindly give up their share to me.Well,although i eat alot,i dont seem to get fat.I can hear some pple wanting to kill me already but do hear me out.Eat heathy and eat right and also at the right times too and then excercise alot to burn the fats off.Thats my secret.So today,i am gonna talk about food and how not to get fat from eating them.
1.I think i got a super hyper metabolic rate,maybe thats why i can burn off all the fats so fast and maybe thats why i am hungry all the time and also why i am so full of shit,literally.So having to shit all the time may not be such a bad thing after all.So take consolation if u r like me.
2.Eat at the correct times.Have small meals thru out the day instead of whacking alot of lunch and dinner.Doing that will mean big lunch u had wont have time to finish its digestion before u attack your dinner.Therefore eat a good breakfast,have some thing else light 2 hrs before lunch,have a not too heavy lunch(because u are not that hungry),then at around 3 or 4,u'll start to feel hungry from the light lunch,so eat alittle bit of food then.Then by the time u have dinner,dinner wont be that heavy also.Have supper light for supper and u are on your way to lose weight.For those who sleep till late and breakfast is non existant to them,too bad for u i guess...either get up early or get fat...your choice.
3.Enough about keeping your weight down.Now comes the yummy part.The food i like and why i like them.Haha,first on the menu is of course prawns.I love prawns and thats no secret.Anyone that has ever eaten steamboat with me before will know that i do not eat anything else but the prawns and the crabs.I can eat up to 50 over prawns one shot.I will just sit there and peel off the shell,suck out the jucie and eat and eat and eat.I dunno whats so nice about prawns anyway,its just fantastic.The best part is,alot of people find sheeling prawns troublesome and thus end up not eating their prawns.What a pity.If u are my friend then u wouldnt be wasting your prawn cause i would eat them for u...haha.
4.I love crabs too.In pretty much the same way as prawns.I like them with chilli,with black pepper...hard shelled or soft shelled.I even love the roe.Its so juicy and tasty.
5.Fishes.I love to eat fish.But there is one drawback,the bones.It makes eating fish so much more troublesome becasue u have to be very careful.However,the correct fish cooked the correct way is a gourment wonder.However,i only like fishes on my pate,cooked.I don't like those swimming in a tank becasue they stink.
6.SEE HUM!!!!Alot of people hates this and i dunno why.It is a delicacy.Yes,it causes hepititis but come on,chicken causes chicken flu too.Open the shell...suck out the flesh and enjoy the sweetness and juciness of it all.Just remember to spit it out if it tastes fnny becasue that means it ain't fresh.Since many peopl hates see hum,especially my friends,i always get their share when eating laksa,so thanks guys!!!hahaha
7.Veggies.I love my greens and orange and yellow...argh...i love my veggies.Tomatoes,cucumbers,lettuces and even brocolli.I know u guys hates them but hey,they taste good to me and keeps me heathy.Tomatoes are my faves.Juicy and soft.Mmmm.mm.Haha
Haiz...guess i wanna stop here...i know this has been a crap chapter but i really am too tired to think of something today.Whats the point anyway...some pple wont be here to read it...
posted by haoz @ 5/17/2005 07:59:00 PM
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