Tuesday, November 29, 2005

seasons greetings

i am less than 24 hrs away from the end of my exams and the feeling is nothing short of liberating.

this coming holidays to me doesnt mean i get to enjoy myself totally.theres so many things that have to be done and i guess 5 weeks aint really enough.

1. have to really spend time with my folks at home...havent seen them for the past 3 weeks already

2. ihg trainings

3. meet up with friends that i miss so much

4. visit the freaking dentist

5. visit the freaking dermatologist for that stupid thing on my sole

haha...just hope that the coming festive season will be great and everyone will be able to enjoy christmas the way its meant to be enjoyed.

also, as 2005 draws to a close,i realised how fast time flew by this couple of years. it doesnt seem that long ago when i was hiding somewhere in hq coy with reub and ah zhi because we dun wanna be screwed by my boss.it also didnt seem long ago when i was driving illegally down the long straight roads of jurong island in a saf vehicle at 125 km/h...125 in an saf vehicle...woohoo and 2005 was just like in fast forward mode all the time...ord...work...thailand trip...camps...school and now we are almost into december and i am savouring the last few november rain moments of 2005 rite now.

wish everyone a merry merry christmas and a good 2006 ahead!!!!

Sunday, November 27, 2005

what the f*ck!

what the hell!!!!

Ping Pong Brazil style

have u ever wonder?why must we serve?cause we got no choice and we lan lan have to serve have to serve...HYAH!

have u ever wonder?why must we serve?cause we got no choice and we lan lan have to serve have to serve...HYAH!
famous lines to a famous song if u have ever been thru national service.yes...songs have and will always be a part of national service and though u dont need any musical or singing talent for it, u still can sing for yr nation.
so that fucker who,because of the need to further his piano skills skipped his national service,decides to come back after 30 years because his parents are too old to visit him in england and intends to hold a concert here soon....was just fined $5000 dollars which hardly burns a hole in his pocket.he'll probably get the money back from those singaporeans who will be stupid enough to go for his concerts and mutter suckers before he leaves.
y do u think people are so fucking angry with him?not just because he skipped ns u know,but seriously,its unfair that just because he is a world renowned pianist,he gets away with it,i mean come on,many would gladly give up $5000 to skip ns and think about it,there was this guy from my camp who awol-ed for 16 months and surrendered himself and was thrown inside the detention barracks for 2 years.
mind you,this guy didnt awol because he wants to learn how to play the piano better,he awol-ed because his mom suffers from depression,his dad is in prison and his girlfriend is pregnant and he cant survive on the $450 the army pays him and thats why he awol to work 2-3 jobs just so that he can pay for his mom's medical fees and the costs of having a new born son.The thing is he came back on his own accord after 16 months after his problems are settled and was promptly thrown into db for 2 years.
where is the fairness in that?
personally,i enjoyed ns.i wouldnt pay $5000 in exchage for such an experience but then again, ns also changed my life a hell lot and its not fair that people can take it lightly and pay $5000 just to not do it.Its an insult to national servicemen all over the nation.
i nearly died 3 times in the army...
i ended a 2 year relationship with my then girlfriend because of army
i could have been in my third year in university instead of first year
and never once did i complain that its the army's fault but for this guy come along and did wat he had done is just a total insult and humiliation.
is my life,my time and my relationship,the lives and time of so many others and so many relationships worth a mere $5000?
i dun think so
but the judge certainly think so...it just doesnt seem right for the judge to imprison him for 3 yrs because he is a world renowned pianist who probably pays $5000 just to buy a toy for his kids.no no no...to the judge and the upper class it seems perfectly alrite i guess but if its u and me,i guessed we would already be squatting in mowbary(dunno if i got the spelling correct) camp now.I guess the judge will probably be at his concert sipping champagne with him after that.
it just sends out a signal that its not worth it to defend your nation anymore..."u guys are just cheap labour but if u are a world class pianist u can escape with a mere $5000"
y should we even bother keeping ourselves fit?
y should be do our best for each ict?
y should we respond quickly to mobilisation?
y should we bother to kiwi our boots?
y should we even care?
i know...
cause i dont have $5000 and i cant play the piano for nuts.

Saturday, November 26, 2005

just kao peh-ing

4 papers down and 1 to go with a few days to spare so gonna give myself a break over the weekend...

just cant wait for holidays to start. Just gonna play sports and sleep and have fun all day long...life!kinda just for all the shit we went thru over the examination period....seriously never mugged so hard in my life...omg!

tough month for my beloved Man U...champions league in jeopardy,departure of keane and the passing of united legend george best yesterday,hopefully dec will be a better month...

ok...going out soon....come back and give my 2 cents worth on Mr $5000 no need do NS...

ciao!

Friday, November 25, 2005

Dearly departed

Manchester United lost another legend today and this time it is death that took legendary united player George Best away. Blessed with a incredible left foot, he was an icon with united in the 60s and 70s and was part of the european cup winning team of 1968 as one of the Busby babes. He struggled later in life with alcohol and passed away today. We, fans of Manchester United, offer our condolences.

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Banging and mugging

In army...

BANG BANG BANG!

CONTACTED!!!!

Section proceeds to take cover

BANG BANG BANG!

U BANG I BANG EVERYBODY BANG!

Leap and bound approach adopted

Charge at enemy

Enemy neutralised

ORANGE!!!

1 OK!

2 OK!

3 OK!

4 OK!

5 OK!

6 OK!

7 OK ALL OK!

SPIDER!

Section carries on movement


In NUS...

MUG MUG MUG!

EXAMS!

Students proceed to lose sleep and mug

MUG MUG MUG!

U MUG I MUG EVERYBODY MUG!

Study until cannot study approach adopted

Charge to exam hall because overslept

Exam over

Feel like eating orange

I not ok...

Paper not ok...

I not ok...

the rest better not ok...

if they ok...

i not ok!

Saw a spider

Student carries on to mug for next paper

Saturday, November 19, 2005

A-list Porn stars

A-list Porn stars...haha

Bin ChaoChao - jingxian

Cat "woooo" man - ian

muffy - mingfeng

christel jade - christel

hao the impaler - zhihao (ian gave me the name)

hol heb HOT - TOH beh loh

al humongo - al

the black panther - prabs

Bang Bang - ah bang

KimChi - kim

ok...just for fun...no more ideas liao...u guys got any ideas let me know

The departure

Roy Keane
Manchester United legend
1993 - 2005
Yesterday marked a day of sadness and shock for all Manchester United fans around the world when the club announced that it has parted ways with captain Roy keane. It comes as a big shock because he is only expected to leave in january and everything is just so sudden.
Who can forget all the wonderful years that he spent with the club, for most of it as the captain, a captain who leads by example and has no fear whatsoever for anyone. He plays his own game and expects every team mate to play to his level, thats is partly why Manchester United is one of he most successful club in europe.
We wish him all the best.

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Memoirs of a Pang Sai Zua

Hello everybody, my name is Pang Sai Zua and my ang moh mia is called Tissue Pang.My mother is call kimberly and my father is call clark. I would like to tell you a storlee of my life.

When i was born, i was made of wood and people started calling me names like kayu and gong tao. I velly sad because people always carve "i love u" and "u love me" that kind of thing into my body.Even when i cry people use my tears to go and make rubber to make condom.knn all those bastards. I decided to go for a makeover and change myself, i dun want to be called kayu anymore and i dun want people to use my tears make condom anymore also.So i decided to go for a change-to-paper opelation.

After i finish my operation, I realised that my skin become smoother, like tau huay and my body become softer, not like the kayu that i used to be. I also decide to change my name to Pang Sai Zua and give myself ang moh name called tissue Pang

I tot go makeover life will be better, but like those ah guas go for sex change operation come out also end up sucking other people's cock for a living. I instantly found myself in the toilet business and come in contact with many many assholes everyday. They like to wipe their shit all over my beautiful face and smooth body and throw me inside the toilet bowl with all their sai and jio.

life become sibei sian for me, sometimes i tot heng heng,people take me out of the toilet and put me in their pocket. I tot heng ah...no need to wipe backsai today but knn they use me to blow their nose and wipe their mewcus and in the end, i still got sai on me...PI SAI!!!my life very sad rite,even as this storlee is written, the person helping me write the storlee is using me to blow his nose and wipe his pi sai.knn pui!

so pls take sympathy one me lah, i really really velly velly the cham u know, i want to lead another life and i dun want to be a pang sai zua anymore...


P.S.Z:many of us take our pang sai zua for granted and we never really understand how important it is to us. Pls pls, don't take pang sai zua for granted because we will never know when we will need it. Pls understand its importance and treat it with respect.Thank you

Monday, November 14, 2005

Disclaimer: The following post is purely fictional. Any resemblence to anyone, dead or alive, is purely coincidental.



This is a story about four friends, alex, arsene, rafa and jose. This is a story about friendship and a story about the trials and tribulations of growing up.

Our story takes place in a place called Kampung Real epl manager school. he four friends enrolled in the epl manager school as youngsters who have alot of angst and enthusiasm for the knowledge that they were about to receive and keen to excel one day and become the top manager of the epl.

All 4 lads came from different backgrounds and brought together different experiences and each have a very unique personality.

Alex is temperamental and easily agitated and bascally likes to bitch about things that do not go his way.

Jose is a smooth talker and a hit with the ladies, and it helps that he is rich (due to the influence of his guardian, Mr Roman Abramovich) and able to afford many many trenchcoats.

Rafa is the quiet one, always giving sound advice and always the wise one. Mr nice guy so as to say.

Arsene is just a funny guy. His words do not make sense half the time and he likes to spout rubbish that people find totally ridiculous, but he is the one to bring laughter to the group.(though he has a chow bin)

So it is that fate placed them within the same barracks of Kampung real. Due to their nature and easy going characters, they soon became good friends and vow to rule over the epl together someday. They spent many many hours together, discussing tactics and the best possible strategy for their team. Though training was hard, the support that each one gave to the others was enough to see them thru. Their training would include training on the state of the art simulation system called Championship Manager 3.

All seems to be going well until jose became obsessed with winning the english premier league on the system and being the top manager in the school. However, no matter how hard he tried, the title remained elusive to him. At that time, alex got his sight set on the uefa champions league and received support from his other 3 friends to go all out for it. However, things are not to be and alex got disqualified from the tournament by uefa even before the tournament started without a proper explanation from uefa. He was rather upset by this decision and an appeal was turned down. However, he realised that life goes on and that he should concentrate on honing in on his skills in order to make it as a real top manager next time.

However, more trouble was brewing as jose's team was one of the seeded teams in the champions league. uefa seem to have a real preference towards jose and this upset alex a fair bit and the fact that jose is now concentrating on the champions league and forgotten about his friends seem to affect the others as well. Things was so bad till there was a period of time where alex and jose hardly talked, however things are better now and that jose is also on the verge of winning the champions league, as they hold a 3-0 lead going into the 2nd leg semi-final encounter with barcelona.

alex, rafa and arsene remained close and continued their learning journey, most of the time without jose and even if it was with jose, it was to utilise his state of the art tactics management system and even came to accept a new member, Park Ji Sung, into their group.

Rafa was closest to alex and they soon realised that arsene has been drifting apart and they soon realised why. arsene had started training to in order to capture the FA cup, league cup and the community shield, all without the knowledge of rafa and alex initially. it was once said that they would discuss all tactics together but arsene disappointed rafa and alex. it seems that arsene still do not know that rafa and alex knows that he is training for the 3 titles behind their back and would sometimes choose to work on the 3 titles alone than discuss tactics with rafa and alex.

it seems that all is not well in kamoung real and can our 4 trainee managers pull thru together and go on to the epl and become top managers or will something happen that change the fate of our 4 characters?

stay tune

to be continued...

Thursday, November 10, 2005


hahaha...funny piece of comic i found. Guess in this difficult period of bombs going off and birds getting the flu, a little humour can do good i guess.

For those that don't understand wat it means...

u probably got a bird brain...okok...i was just kidding...no pun intended...haha...seriously i am joking

it just means that all it takes nowadays for a rooster to wake the farm up is just a simple "KAH CHOO!!!" due to the bird flu. THats the geese...oh..i mean jeese of it...hehehe

9 days to the first paper and that too means that 9 days to my 21st bday, one that i won't be celebrating and don't have the time to celebrate. But i seriously think its a pity cause its the big 2-1, the apparent age of adulthood(ok...time to start acting like one i guess) and while others celebrate by throwing big parties and having their parents presenting them with a key to a mah-se-lee ass-al-kay(suckers...PUI!), i would be mugging in my room feeling cold and sad that exams have to take away the joy of celebrating my birthday from me.

At least my mom promised me my buffet week after exams...hahaha...that would be their present for me and i guess i am really contented with that already. My heart goes out to my dear friend ken too cause he is also having exams and his birthday is just a day after mine, so we are the sad birthday babies of NUS.

Once again, lets hope that bombs would stop going off and that farmers would feed their poultry some panadol so that they would recover from their flu quickly.

All the best to all for yr exams!!!

Monday, November 07, 2005

Man Utd!!!

Its really been a while since we last kicked ass and man it feels real good, sorry about saying it over and over again cause i am just too happy, especially because it was chelski's and mourinho's ass that we kicked. so wat if it was a fluke goal from darren fletcher, i dont care man, i am just still so so happy man. woohoo!!!

Glory Glory Man Utd!!!
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shiok!!!

just came back from watching Man U beat chelski and it feels really shiok!its been a long time since i last felt so good after a Man U game because finally, they have showed the effort and teamwork that made me their fan. Its been so long since i jumped up and down in a game, so long since i last closed my eyes when the opponent have a free kick and so long since i last feel so good after watching a game...let's just hope and pray that this is the way that they are gonna continue playing and not let us down anymore...

speaking of letting down, its been quite a week that passed. u feel that u are being let down when u realised that u are just there because there is no one else. disappontment and distrust...hai...wat to do...i am not a girl mah...

also, when the hell can i celebrate my birthday in peace!!!!!

16- o-levels
17- promos(but got celebrate a little)
18- a-levels
19-army trg..kena fucked by instructors on my bday
20-got celebrate
21-exams...soci paper on Bday itself...

wtf

i am damn sian already...and its gonna be like this for the next 3 yrs at least....when can i finally get to enjoy my bday??

21st bday...most people would have some parties or gatherings or just going out with friends, celebrating for the whole day,maybe catch a R(a) show...cause its a milestone age

me???

got exam on that day

pui!