Memoirs of a Pang Sai Zua
Hello everybody, my name is Pang Sai Zua and my ang moh mia is called Tissue Pang.My mother is call kimberly and my father is call clark. I would like to tell you a storlee of my life.When i was born, i was made of wood and people started calling me names like kayu and gong tao. I velly sad because people always carve "i love u" and "u love me" that kind of thing into my body.Even when i cry people use my tears to go and make rubber to make condom.knn all those bastards. I decided to go for a makeover and change myself, i dun want to be called kayu anymore and i dun want people to use my tears make condom anymore also.So i decided to go for a change-to-paper opelation.
After i finish my operation, I realised that my skin become smoother, like tau huay and my body become softer, not like the kayu that i used to be. I also decide to change my name to Pang Sai Zua and give myself ang moh name called tissue Pang
I tot go makeover life will be better, but like those ah guas go for sex change operation come out also end up sucking other people's cock for a living. I instantly found myself in the toilet business and come in contact with many many assholes everyday. They like to wipe their shit all over my beautiful face and smooth body and throw me inside the toilet bowl with all their sai and jio.
life become sibei sian for me, sometimes i tot heng heng,people take me out of the toilet and put me in their pocket. I tot heng ah...no need to wipe backsai today but knn they use me to blow their nose and wipe their mewcus and in the end, i still got sai on me...PI SAI!!!my life very sad rite,even as this storlee is written, the person helping me write the storlee is using me to blow his nose and wipe his pi sai.knn pui!
so pls take sympathy one me lah, i really really velly velly the cham u know, i want to lead another life and i dun want to be a pang sai zua anymore...
P.S.Z:many of us take our pang sai zua for granted and we never really understand how important it is to us. Pls pls, don't take pang sai zua for granted because we will never know when we will need it. Pls understand its importance and treat it with respect.Thank you
posted by haoz @ 11/16/2005 12:20:00 AM
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