Monday, December 26, 2005

OUCH!!!!SAKIT SIA

had a dental appointment this morning to fix my lousy set of teeth(yes yes, beginning to regret not heeding my mom's advice of brushing my teeth properly) and so the dentist did the usual of ensuring me that there would be no pain at all and proceeded to inject me with anaesthetic which by itself is kinda painful actually.

but the whole process went on without pain and was over in 20 mins, robbing me of 50 freaking dollars.

$50 dollars was not meant to be spent in 20 mins but thats another story for another time.

so i went home, still numb in the mouth and sat down to read the papers when an idea came to me.

wat if theres a anaesthetic for the heart, something one could inject into their heart when they suffer from heartache or heartbreak to numb it and ease the pain.a panadol for the heart.

given the numbers of breakups and death recently, i figured that if someone actually came up with something like this, that person would be making big bucks.

no more crying...
no more painful look at pictures...
no more pain

but i already foresee the problems...

1. an injection into the heart would probably kill the person first

2. the heart actually just pumps blood,emotions though frequently said to be from theheart actually stems from the freaking brain and even if the injection do not kill u in the heart,it will do nothing because your mind will still "feel the pain" for you.

3. try injecting into the brain and i will guarantee u no pain...u will become a total retard or even better...dead

so u see,its difficult to come up with something like this but i know alot of people out there are in need of such a invention given the many blog postings about lost love and stuff

my advice to you people...

try taking panadol,mite just work.

p.s:actually,the part about sitting at home and reading the papers is only half the story...i was sitting and home reading the papers...on the toilet bowl...haha and kids, all the stories about the painful visits to the dentists are real.the drills are freakingscary and the pain is real.Theres no such thing as a good dentist who assures u everything is alrite and make sure everything goes as pain free...they cause u pain and suck u dry of your money

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